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me: hands in assignment
professor: immediately hands me rubric for another project
i used to think
if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done
but now, i have seen the light
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK GHOSTS. Do NOT contact the dead for sexy yet spooky rendezvous. Don’t summon demons for some good old knobjob spit swapping. Think to yourself— are ghostly erections worth it? Do you think you could fuck a werewolf too maybe I’m just asking
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